TERMS &
CHAOS
The boring legal stuff, injected with the soul of a disruptor. Read carefully, we don't do standard around here.
diversity_3The Code of Conduct
By entering this digital playground, you agree not to be a "Bland-roid". We value creative integrity and radical honesty. Any attempt to scrape our data or reverse-engineer our "Funky Sauce" will result in immediate exile.
- check_circleDon't use our platform to spread toxic vibes or generic templates.
- check_circleRespect the intellectual hustle of your fellow rebels.
- check_circleNo botting, no spamming, no boring stuff.
Creative Ownership
Everything you see here, the scribbles, the grit, the code, belongs to The Funky Marketers. It's our digital DNA. You may look, but you may not touch (or steal) without written permission from the Chief Rebel.
"Your ideas remain yours. Our ideas remain ours. Simple as that."
The Shield
We provide our services "AS-IS". If your brand becomes too cool for traditional media after working with us, that's on you. We are not liable for any sudden spikes in popularity, viral explosions, or the eventual death of boring marketing in your industry.
Liability is capped at the amount you've paid us in the last 30 days. No exceptions.
Breaking Up
We reserve the right to cut ties if you violate the vibe. Termination doesn't mean our protection of our IP ends, some things are forever.
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